Svend-1's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Plans to Fuck Alexis 15]

hell yes

i remember these from a few months back or so.

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i fucking love these.

Ryan-Smith responds:

Few months back? More like a year. Feels weird reading such a nice review after a bad one, actually feels nice, thanks!

[FBF]

Wow

This is like, C-A-N-C-E-R. I saw some African kid drink a diet Sprite Zero because you made that. That obviously stands for something, 'cause right afterward he nailed a lion. GO AFRICAN KIDS.

TheFonz responds:

Its like Holy Shit, you GAY ALBINO ESKIMO CLOWN OMG ROLF LOL BBQ PUNKED RAWK ANF FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP El skeeto es mu grande. Teienes es mucho grande pene.

[Cosmic Sojourner]

Have my babies

All good things must come to an end... AW MAYUN!

Have my babies plzkthxbai

AstralProjection responds:

XD

/babymake

[Asteroid Warning]

Hobos are my friends

This movie was so good, I watched it until my brains turned into goo and started coming out my ears. My pet cat Tumour (because he has a big tumour on his head from some disease or something but I don't feel like taking him to the vet I'd rather just keep eating his legs off) started eating my brain goop and then made sweet love to my anus.

FUCKING OWN.

JackieChan responds:

Seriously, best review I've ever read.

[R.I.P. Pingo]

Life-saving flash

This flash has changed me, as a person. It made me think differently. It's made me have decisions about important things in my life. It is amazing and beatiful. It saved my only child from AIDS. I saw a starving child outside my window, and this flash gave him food. I saw some fat guy run naked through my house, and when he came back, he was clothed. Thank you very, very much for this flash.
I love you.

That-Is-Bull responds:

<3

[Email!!]

Funny

...but it wasn't about anything!

vishass responds:

In a deep philosophical sense, perhaps not, but it was certainly about something. SPAM, penis envy, glee manifest, a freudian Id on the loose, the techno-stupid, and the relationship between sequential art and animation to name or pull a few out of my ass.

[Plans to Fuck Alexis 11]

Funniest series on NG

By far, the funniest series NG hosts. It started off kinda funny, then just got to the point where I bust out laughing every time while beating on my desk. Now they're just getting better, with references to previous episodes. Also, you just know the character and the routine of the show so well, it grows on you. The character could do just about anything at this point and I'd still laugh my ass off. And to top it off, it ends with "Everyone has AIDS", to let you know it's over. And to make you laugh even more. Congratulations for creating this genius mixture of comedy for us, and I hope this series becomes well known... it definatly deserves it.

Ryan-Smith responds:

Wow thanks, I hope someday the series gets good enough to become well known like you think it should be.

[Dumbass Dumbass Dance]

omg

alll hail teh mighty anticlockclock

AntiClockClock responds:

Thank you!

[Mario Reloaded Part 2]

broken promises

all the problems i said in the first one are still present. there's a story, but, quite frankly, it's lame. no better blood effects. clashing sprites. and a title that is almost identical to a top 50 movie. i kinda liked the part where mario jumps into the crack house and kills the two guards. cool background song (something to pump things up, but not something i'd normally listen to =b) well, better luck next time.
*next*

rfaile313 responds:

umm well. ill take what you said into consideration and improve on the 3rd installment

[Love and Suicide]

awesome movie

i think you should edit the author's comments and say that noone knows where you go when you commit suicide and it may be heaven. I think that descision is wise, it makes an original movie even more original

Luke-Millett responds:

Edit what comments??