Svend-1's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[FBF]

Wow

This is like, C-A-N-C-E-R. I saw some African kid drink a diet Sprite Zero because you made that. That obviously stands for something, 'cause right afterward he nailed a lion. GO AFRICAN KIDS.

TheFonz responds:

Its like Holy Shit, you GAY ALBINO ESKIMO CLOWN OMG ROLF LOL BBQ PUNKED RAWK ANF FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP El skeeto es mu grande. Teienes es mucho grande pene.

[Cosmic Sojourner]

Have my babies

All good things must come to an end... AW MAYUN!

Have my babies plzkthxbai

AstralProjection responds:

XD

/babymake

[Asteroid Warning]

Hobos are my friends

This movie was so good, I watched it until my brains turned into goo and started coming out my ears. My pet cat Tumour (because he has a big tumour on his head from some disease or something but I don't feel like taking him to the vet I'd rather just keep eating his legs off) started eating my brain goop and then made sweet love to my anus.

FUCKING OWN.

JackieChan responds:

Seriously, best review I've ever read.

[R.I.P. Pingo]

Life-saving flash

This flash has changed me, as a person. It made me think differently. It's made me have decisions about important things in my life. It is amazing and beatiful. It saved my only child from AIDS. I saw a starving child outside my window, and this flash gave him food. I saw some fat guy run naked through my house, and when he came back, he was clothed. Thank you very, very much for this flash.
I love you.

That-Is-Bull responds:

<3

[Email!!]

Funny

...but it wasn't about anything!

vishass responds:

In a deep philosophical sense, perhaps not, but it was certainly about something. SPAM, penis envy, glee manifest, a freudian Id on the loose, the techno-stupid, and the relationship between sequential art and animation to name or pull a few out of my ass.

[Love and Suicide]

awesome movie

i think you should edit the author's comments and say that noone knows where you go when you commit suicide and it may be heaven. I think that descision is wise, it makes an original movie even more original

Luke-Millett responds:

Edit what comments??